本片讲述的是尚·雷诺扮演的杀手Ruby为了被仇人杀害的妻子，而走上了复仇之路。期间他遇见了有着善良的热心肠并且还有点愚蠢的Quentin(杰拉尔·德帕迪约饰)，二人发生了让人啼笑皆非的一段段法式喜剧。 钢蛋是监狱里最可爱的囚犯，却麻烦不断。钢蛋特别喜欢跟室友聊天，永远不懂选择场合、时间和话题，钢蛋跟任何室友都会在两个小时内打起来，结果永远是室友进医院，钢蛋关禁闭。这个爱说话而且欠揍的死胖子天生神力，谁也打不过他。 监狱长受不了了，找来精神病医生给钢蛋作检查，检查结果是：钢蛋的脑子比正常人小N倍，他的头骨里基本是空的。精神病医生拒绝接受钢蛋住院治疗，因为他们是精神病医院，不是傻子医院。就在监狱长已经绝望的时候，钢蛋终于遇到了梦幻好室友：杀手鲁比。鲁比不说话，不生气，不动。钢蛋终于可以不停地说话，永远有人听。在钢蛋微小的头脑中，鲁比就是他最好的朋友，平生第一知己。所以，钢蛋决心带着鲁比一起越狱。 越狱由钢蛋在外面的唯一好友策划，搞得一塌糊涂。钢蛋和鲁比好容易跑掉，警察和鲁比的仇家满世界追捕他们。对于职业杀手来说，人世间最悲惨的，莫过于跟一个傻子一起跑路。你打电话，他在一边玩儿会发出奶牛叫声的玩具。入室抢劫，他会跟房主聊天。你让他偷车，他就偷一辆警车，让他再偷一辆，他就再偷一辆警车。当一切搞定、大仇得报、警察来了的时候，他不等人问就先招了“人是我们杀的，不过你们得赶紧放我们走，我们还要回家乡开饭馆儿呢。”
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